Thoughts & Prayers are unbelievably soft and feel like nothing when it matters most.

The #1 Choice in the Nation That’s #1 in Mass Shootings

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What Congress always relies on

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Because thoughts & prayers are never enough and nothing’s changing anytime soon. Only available in the United States of America.

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For Best Use

Pull pants down and assume the position.

Take whatever money the gun lobby gives you.

Use Thoughts & Prayers liberally.

Literally do nothing else.

Without action, thoughts and prayers aren't worth $h!t

Without action, thoughts and prayers aren't worth $h!t

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Purchase our newest rolls printed with real posts from politicians after mass shootings. Wipe away streaks of inaction and flush their hollow gestures. Show Congress what they can do with their thoughts & prayers.

ALL PROCEEDS GO TO CHANGE THE REF, A NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION FOUNDED BY MANUEL AND PATRICIA OLIVER AFTER THEIR SON, JOAQUIN, WAS KILLED IN THE 2018 PARKLAND SCHOOL SHOOTING. THEIR GOAL IS TO CALL ATTENTION TO GUN VIOLENCE AND DEMAND LEGISLATION FOR STRONGER GUN CONTROL.

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FAQs

  • It is one of the classic question for toilet paper brands, and the subject of much debate. Some say it’s a matter of personal preference, but the answer is clear: Under. Like where your kids hide at their desks during a mass shooting.

  • This turd of an idea stinks and needs to be flushed immediately. More guns in schools is not the answer. In poll after poll, the overwhelming majority of teachers say they do not want to carry guns in the classroom. Also, not to state the obvious, but: teachers aren’t police. They don’t get paid enough as it is.

  • No, they’re only available for a limited time at performances of “Guac,” by Change the Ref’s Manuel Oliver. Online sales in limited quantities will begin Feb 14, 2025.

    If you want the other kind of thoughts and prayers, those are only available for purchase in Congress. Or the Supreme Court.

  • More useful in the bathroom than they are against gun violence. Call your representative and tell them without action, thoughts and prayers aren’t worth $h!t.

  • Sadly, these days it’s probably safer than dropping yours off at school.

  • They’re owned by those skid marks in the gun lobby, and they’re perfectly comfortable with their streaks of inaction. Meanwhile, more than 100 people die every day because of gun violence.